Monday, July 14, 2014

Things You Do As A Crazy Cat Lady

By Coleen Torres


You have just recently went out of a relationship. It did not work. Despite the efforts that both of you were willing to exert, things just does not seem to work that right for you. So, to mend your broken heart, you have decided to get a pet. It is better than dating, after all- or so a lot of people say.

Do understand that taking care of a kitten can actually take up a lot of time and effort. Since they are really adorable fur-balls, there is a good chance that you would be totally enamored with them, if you are not too careful, you might end up being forever under their spell and be a crazy cat lady.

Stop dating. Entirely. You would want to make sure that your life is going to be dedicated to your cats. Moving forward. So, you do not really need a man in your life. All you need are cats and their constant need for attention and you are all set. Also, you should at least have 5 cats to take care of.

You would never fit the description of being this extreme cat lover unless you have cats. Lots of them. A good number to start would be five. No, it is not recommended that you buy yours, go to shelter. Adopt. Give chance to those unwanted kitties staying there. Welcome strays. Either way, you are making the world a much better place- or at least for these cats.

You can never really consider yourself as the cat-lover that you are unless you get to have a sizable collection stuff related to cats. This can range from shirts with cats on them slippers, pajamas. Why, you can even choose to have one room in your home dedicated to feline designs.

You should always, always purchase stuff that will have the cat markings on them. This is especially true with the stuff found around the house. You can start by collecting plates with felines on them. The you can move on to mugs, salt and pepper shakers. Even your bathroom curtain- you take a pick.

With at least five felines living with you, expect that the clean up time is going to be a struggle. You should be seen having way a lot of litter boxes at home. In addition, since you would want to keep the place clean and smell-free, expect that scooping poop off of these litter boxes is going to be a ritual. Daily.

Cats do have their upsides too. For instance, their purr can be really soothing, so, if you have to get s good night's sleep, then you no longer have to rely on a sound machine. You do not even need a good book to lull you to sleep. The purrs of your kitten friends would be more than enough.

Neck cricks, back pains, such other inconvenience are part of the things that you experience every time you go to sleep too. Why, kitties take a maximum part of the bed, after all. So, you would rather stretch and curl up into all sorts of bizarre positions just so you would not disturb them as they sleep.

To seal the deal, you have to talk about your pets too. A lot. They are your children, after all. So, talk about them every opportunity you can. If posting their pictures in social media is not enough, then have lots of images of them on your walls and desk to let the world see you really love them.




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